Monday, May 25, 2009

One of the little-known hazards of baldness

Scary grocery cart wrangler at the Flower Avenue Giant: "Can I hit you on the head for good luck?"

Me: "Excuse me?"

Scary cart wrangler: "Can I hit you on the head for good luck?"

Me: "No."

Scary cart wrangler: "Ok."

3 comments:

Di said...

HIT???

I thought it was "rub."

Yeesh! Be careful out there.

Rob said...

Well, at least he asked first. :-) Dude's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. I see him most of the times I go to that Giant. He mainly hangs out in front of the store in his red vest, smoking, and occasionally yelling "GAW GAW GAW GAW GAW GAW!!!!" for no discernible reason. If he says something like that to me again, I'll talk to the store manager, but I think he's harmless. I wouldn't want to get him fired unless he were really threatening, and he wasn't. Just a little creepy. I can handle that.

mike said...

"If you hit me on the head, you'll need it."