Monday, April 14, 2008

The best thing I've heard about Charlton Heston

"Quick, somebody pry his guns loose."

1 comment:

An Briosca Mor said...

Nah, don't do that. Then someone else whose hands are not cold and dead would be holding the guns and might end up shooting them. Instead, bury them with Heston so they can do no further harm.

Too bad they didn't get to him before rigor mortis set in, or they could have arranged his body in a "creative" position doing something with his guns (or doing something to himself with his guns). That would have provided interesting speculative fodder for future generations who might happen to dig up his mummified remains. The resulting museum tour could rival King Tut's!